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Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed
Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead
Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony by KMT83 December 24, 2011
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Elmo's Brother 

pretty much a kid or adult that is hell'a ugly and deformed, basically this person looks like a human version Elmo.
Liam: Hi
Pete: eww, what the hells wrong with your face, you look like Elmo's Brother
Elmo's Brother by Horace004 April 11, 2015

elmo bitch 

someone who for some reason prefers that little twat Elmo to the vastly superior cookie monster for some strange unbeknown reason
you little elmo bitch.

you don't like cookie monster you little elmo bitch traitor.
elmo bitch by platypus mafia December 31, 2017

ELMO The Penis 

Elmo The Penis - is the name of the only real human penis in the only penis museum, located in Iceland - www.phallus.is

Elmo is huge, is complete with testicles, and was donated by an American while still living.
Elmo The Penis is the primary specimen in the world's only penis museum, located in Iceland. Elmo The Penis came from America, but is one of Iceland's tourist attractions!

Elmo The Penis is a really big penis.

If you know someone who has an Elmo Penis, they are very unique and very well endowed.
ELMO The Penis by Bipod August 24, 2008

elmo's sex organs 

elmos sex organs r his sex organs he has a whole song about it see example
lalalala lalalala elmos sex organs lalalalalalalala elmos sex organs
elmo loves his penis. his tities too. those are elmos sex oranssssssss!
elmo's sex organs by anna February 23, 2005

Elmo's world 

dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.

son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater

dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma November 15, 2013