Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.

Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.

by TheSkipper January 8, 2009

elephant cock

a penis the size of an elephants

a penis with elephantitus

or the actual penis of an elephant

check out that elephant cock it would take a fricken whale to get that in.

by noone July 14, 2003

Elephant Thonk

Elephant Thonk: Massive camel toe, or huge moose knuckle.

Hey bro. Check out that thick girl's elephant thonk. Looks like it's trying to grow legs.

by Fizban Albrite November 9, 2018

Elephant Bomb

When you cum and poop at the same time.

So we were having sex and he elephant bombed!

by surf December 11, 2012

elephant root

The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.

my boyfriend was holding me from behind and out of nowhere his knee came up and elephant rooted me!

by k-leen September 1, 2005

Elephant Mario

Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.

Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.

by TacoFromTheSky June 30, 2023

lonely elephant

A person who is a conservative (or republican) that lives in an area that is predominantly liberal (or democrat)

Andrew considers himself to be a right-wing conservative, however, he lives in West Hollywood. Therefore he is a Lonely Elephant.

by banute October 6, 2009