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council of dick elders

The evil quartet ruling Earth in the year 6969, who were brought down by the legendary heroes Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian in the song 6969 by Ninja Sex Party.

Forced every human on Earth to wear full-length pants and loose-fitting turtle necks. Also forbade physical human contact entirely.
We must speak to the council of dick elders tonight....
by KarmalApples April 17, 2017
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El D

( El’ – De) 1. Noun; abbreviation for the Cadillac El Dorado, commonly thought of as the “top of the line” in the Cadillac catalog. 2. Adjective; describing an upgraded or “top of the line” product or person. Used in context to give value to a particular item or person. Common misconception: El D or “L-D” does not refer to any particular part of the male anatomy and should not be interpreted as “large dick”, “loving dong” or any other bastardization of the term.
“So Jill, are you ready to step up to the El D, or are you happy with that shitty boyfriend you have?”
by J. C. Lee August 1, 2006
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Eldina

Attracted to guys named adam,very beautiful,and the nicest person in the world.
Have you ever met eldina she is so beautiful.
by Newphonewhodis21 October 11, 2016
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Elder Scrolls Online

An MMORPG made by Zenimax Online Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks, released on PC on April 4th 2014 and will release on PS4 and Xbox One in 2015.

It is based on the Elder Scrolls franchise, which is most well known for Skyrim, one of the best RPGs of all time. It has many of the same gameplay elements as Skyrim, such as crime, first-person combat, a huge world, and lots of quests to do. While not on the same level as Skyrim or Oblivion, it is definitely one of the best MMOs out at the moment.

The game received mostly positive reviews, and its endgame progression system has received a lot of flak. Thankfully, it's being overhauled soon.
"Hey have you seen Elder Scrolls Online?"
"Yeah I started today, it's so much fun!"
"Wait until you get to level 50. Have fun grinding out Veteran Ranks!"
by neizir December 16, 2014
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eldrick

Tiger Woods' first name. Also means old, venerable counsel.
Eldrick Tont Woods is the greatest golfer in the world.
by Hampson June 26, 2008
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eldersburg

very safe, and moderately underdeveloped. a quiet town with nothing to do there except go to denny's at indecent hours.
kid 1: hey man there's nothing to do, its midnight. everythings closed now!

kid 2: nah man, denny's is open 24 hours.

kid 1: sweet! lets go!
by akoshercherry August 28, 2005
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Elder

ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.
Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.
by Elder Berry March 2, 2009
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