Emerald Skunk

A strong strain of skunk weed noted for its light colorization crystaly look and strong pungent weed smell

*sniff sniff* damn whats that smell man

Thats just some emerald skunk man

lemme hit that shit yo

by mickeyrooney October 2, 2010

honeypot emergency

An urgent situation in which a bear must drop all of his plans to satisfy an important booty call.

Sorry I'm late, everyone - I had a honeypot emergency with the guy I met at the Mid-Atlantic Leather conference last night.

by Tobymike January 15, 2009

Absolut Emergen-C

A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.

Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C

by RMPNT December 30, 2010

elmers glue

elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo

isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

Emerald City Handshake

the act of group unified masturbation to pictures of strapping athletes

"hey what did you guys do after the game?"

"went back to Claivons for an Emerald City Handshake"

by the beer bear July 9, 2014

Super Emeralds

In Sonic 3 & Knuckles (Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles together), you could get the 7 Chaos Emeralds just like in another Sonic game. But in Mushroom Hill Zone, you could teleport to Hidden Palace Zone and upgrade the Chaos Emeralds to Super Emeralds. This means that you could transform into your character's Hyper form = t3h pwn4g3!

Hyper Sonic performed a double jump, killing any enemies on screen!

by Fizzard the Fly March 18, 2005

emergency repair procedure #1

When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.

McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.

by Scale Enlie March 5, 2008