Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020

russian eggplant

Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance

Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf

by The shmiz November 27, 2020

Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.

Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*

by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021

Blue eggplant

Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue

When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor

by Hsvdjajdbeyaiabru February 12, 2022

Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.

Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?

by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023

Margaree eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.

Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!

by boatedRus July 17, 2024

Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

by boatedRus July 23, 2025