Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.
“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”
by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021
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An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
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Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025
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Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
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