dutch courage

(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.
I need some dutch courage before going down on that hairy, spotty bush!
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Dutch vent

The sudden purging of toxic pungent foul gas released from a "silent but deadly" fart from your partner, when all you were trying to do was adjust the covers. Otherwise the covers, if left undisturbed would have probably gradually dissipated the gas without you ever knowing.
All I tried to do was turn over, when all of a sudden I was annihilated by a massive dutch venting.
by CannonRD January 7, 2013
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dutch boomerang

when you are walking down the street and you drop a stinker, and the smell somehow ends up infront of you.
Tom: can you smell that? I think it is that group infront of us ..
Lars: or it was Petter throwing a dutch boomerang again ..
Petter: good one Lars, on the money as usual.
by stan lees May 3, 2009
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dutch oven

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
by Oooglie Booglie April 18, 2003
mugGet the dutch ovenmug.

Dutch handjob

When a guy is holding his own erected penis in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm
Damn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!
by Exondk December 21, 2008
mugGet the Dutch handjobmug.

Dutch Muzzle

The act of someone unexpectedly shoving their fist into another persons mouth and down there throat.
"That bitch pushed me down the stairs so I gave her a Dutch muzzle".
by isisdestroyer September 6, 2017
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dutch twister

Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble.
by GP NYC April 3, 2009
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