Glory Dump

A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen
Today my day ended with the most perfect Glory Dump.
by Jeremy Holt March 26, 2009
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Perfect Dump

When you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.

very rare occurance.
Jack: Man, i just had a Perfect Dump
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?

Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!
by lespaul166 July 11, 2011
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Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".
Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"
by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023
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Humpty dump

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off
by Kingofdick November 06, 2019
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Morning dump

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019
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Base Dump

The act of defecating off a cliff or any tall object. Safety note: Always base dump with a partner and never base dump into the wind with flu like symptoms.
Steve asked Fred to hold his wrists while he attempted his first base dump off the roof of his dorm.

Tim was disappointed and a little dirty when his base dump got stuck on his windowsill.
by RG2486 May 25, 2009
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