DP

Duck Petter- The act of petting baby ducks, for pleasure, or for their safety and health. This activity is usually a hobby, but for the most experienced, a profession.

“Congratulations on your new job Katie! You are going to be one heck of a DP!!!

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

DPS

Dirty Penis Syndrome; self explanatory

My boyfriend had DPS hardcore last night.

by Erika EM. November 01, 2007

DP

abrev. Danish Pastry

To insert a Danish Pastry into ones anus only for it to be withdrawn and eaten.

"Me and my boyfriend had a DP last night."

by Bishkan_Eco_Warrior_Princess May 25, 2005

DP

A dance party, mainly of the home-thrown, very drunken and loud variety.

Hey mang, I was so drunk at that sweet DP you threw last night.

by dabii February 04, 2008

dps

Dick Packin' Sacks. It's just something girls got. You score them on a scale of 0-1 usually in multiples of .05. Anything can change a girls DPS score: appearence, actions, child bearing abilities, financial situation, just about anything. The closer to 1 the better, and in some special cases negative DPS can be obtained.

1. "Way to be a stupid bitch, your DPS just went down .2 points."

2. "Man I would give Karen a .7 DPS."

by Jeff Hardy July 10, 2006

DP

Ditching Party.

Yo that DP was fun as hell.

by Warn January 06, 2004

dps

dead presidents-money

hes been hustlin all day he must have a pocket full of dps

by mark jordan May 08, 2005