Baker's Dozen

Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.

After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.

by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005

Baker's dozen

Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.

There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.

by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015

hoarder's dozen

a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.

1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.

by CodeNameReservoir November 11, 2012

A Whores Dozen

13 man gangbang

My wife is such a whore. She gangbanged a thirteen men to join the a whores dozen club.

by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2020

Double Dozens

24'' inch rims.

Dat boy JJ sittin' on double dozens.

by Pink Panther June 20, 2004

Wisconsin dozen

Fourteen of a particular thing.

I got a Wisconsin dozen of donuts, so all seven of us could have two apiece.

by LaFollette March 30, 2011

a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015