douchebagathon

When a person constantly acts stupid and dumb. They are running the Douchebagathon.

Damn, douchebagathon! Did u win the douchebag race for douchebagaknights.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchebadge

The badge of the douche. Any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.

-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.

by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007

douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.

"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."

by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011

Douchebag Hat

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"

Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.

by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007

Douchebag

Kanye West.

Kanye West is a fucking douchebag.

by Toy Machine yeah September 16, 2009

douchebag ratio

Ratio of douchebags to non-douchebags at a given public place. Most applicable to bars, clubs, gyms, parties.

I used to work out at 24 hr fitness, but the douchebag ratio was too high, so I switched to Gold's

by randchap November 22, 2010

douchebag sardinecan

A BMW full of douchebags; typically (but not limited to) a convertible BMW with at least one extra douchebag crammed into the undersized backseat. Sometimes this vehicle may be blasting some sort of house music and those inside may be dressed for a nightclub during daylight hours for some reason. Despite the fact that there are at least three other people capable of sending that text message, the driver is usually texting while driving.

Holy crap, that BMW just flew past us going 90km (56 miles) an hour in a school zone. That driver didn't even look up from his phone at that stop sign.

What a douchebag!

There were four people in that douchebag sardinecan.

by ndfnico November 13, 2011