In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!
by Slim Twofingers February 9, 2010
Get the carpet douchebagger mug.when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010
Get the situational douchebaggery mug.The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.
Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.
by thatguy20 July 8, 2012
Get the mutually assured douchebaggery mug.A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.
by PBB GCC December 4, 2010
Get the Douchebagernaught mug.I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.
II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!
Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
by cuntcommando December 29, 2010
Get the douchebagget mug.When a douchebag proudly brags about his douchebaggery (his douchebag behavior). This results in high-fives and/or "likes" from fellow douchebags, and makes everyone else shake their heads in disgust.
A: Did you see John's Facebook post about stuffing the waitress who wouldn't go out with him? He was actually proud of himself!
B: Yeah, his douchebraggery is pretty obnoxious.
B: Yeah, his douchebraggery is pretty obnoxious.
by nw1979 October 22, 2015
Get the Douchebraggery mug.Bubba Watson, pro golfer. aka Bubba Douche. Often mistakenly referred to as polarizing. Polarizing would require that someone, other than possibly his mom, likes him. Well on the one hand he is a complete douchebag; on the other he is a god squad tool. Polarizing. Equally hated by all but the main reason for hatred is polarizing. Thus really the definition of douchebaggedness.
by Crankhonk June 20, 2016
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