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Snotty Doorknob

When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina
I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.
by Power Soaker November 2, 2021
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Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.
Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!
by eliza04 April 27, 2025
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Doorknob

Hi doorknob
by Jeffy129 November 2, 2019
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Thick as a doorknob

He's as thick as a doorknob
by anonymous September 18, 2020
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Lockable Doorknob

A doorknob that locks.
Nick from target needs to buy a “lockable doorknob.”
by ace_of_spades07 September 1, 2025
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Doorknob

The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.
Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020
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Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.
"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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