Doorknob

Someone being a bit dim , not understanding the simplest things
idiot thick

Your such a doorknob

by Kumbi kaye July 09, 2019

Doorknob

Whore/Mariah/Tucan Sam
A girl who plays with 5 or more guys at the same time.

Damn...why is she such a hoe.
Idk bruh, she's like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn

by EffectiveMods June 20, 2016

Doorknob

Cassidy

Cassidy is a doorknob

by bro wtf no August 27, 2017

Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.

“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness”

by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023

doorknob

Something or somebody that gets twisted

Stop saying that your being a doorknob

by sfgsfbbbhfde November 21, 2022

Doorknob

The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.

Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.

by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 06, 2024