doinky-doink

1- word adults use for making out when children are listening
2-all purpose word for inappropriate stuff that guys do to girls
3- one of the many alternative terms for penis

1- Father: Honey, do you want to go doinky-doink in the kitchen?

Child: Daddy, what is "doinky-doink?"
2- Yo I am so in the mood to go doinky-doink that girl right now.
3- Yo my doinky-doink is huge.

by DavideSophia March 8, 2010

Double doink

When you kick a field goal and hit the upright and the crossbar and miss the field goal.

Cody Parkey double doinked a field goal to lose the 2018 NFC wildcard game to the Philadelphia Eagles.

by DoubleDoink42 January 7, 2019

Diddley Doink

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

by Alf Hart November 3, 2008

Yabba Dabba Doink

A big ass blunt. Especially smoked while dressed as a Flintstone character

“ woah my nigga he just Faced a whole Yabba Dabba Doink!”

by HelterSkelter666 November 2, 2019

spa'doink

While getting blumpkins! The sound your shit makes right before you cum and it is hitting the water.

Henry was getting blumpkins and i heard shit hitting the water. I knew then that it was spa'doink to the max.

by masta spa'doink 123 January 3, 2009

Double Doink

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.

Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink

by Somerando January 6, 2019

dicky doink

Dicky doink is when two guys bang dickheads together during a three way with a hot chick

Dude , how embarrassing you dicky doinked me when we hit Sheila with that three way last week .

by gunny1968 April 30, 2014