When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
by Catty McGee July 30, 2017
Get the distracting from the real issue mug.A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.
Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.
Lame Rocker: Wait, who?
Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".
Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.
Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com
Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.
Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.
Lame Rocker: Wait, who?
Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".
Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.
Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com
Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.
Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.
by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010
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Get the Detractor mug.While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .
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I was looking for a little distractertainment after my pet hamster, Steve contracted covid-19 again. Sad face.
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