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Derp Dissertation

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Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.
Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!
by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015
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dieselness

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Not a made-up word for diesel; pretty strong and buff; a given nick name to someone
You see that dude at the gym before? He's got some dieselness to him.
by MCNY December 9, 2008
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disbenefit

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Disadvantage, impediment, setback, hindrance, negative item.
I was planning a move to nothern Alaska but the disbenefits are too numerous for my tropical wardrobe.
by Cadenator April 2, 2011
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diesel driver

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Can often be seen at the gym, buying chewing tobacco, vitamin water, or diesel. Typically work out on the pipeline, the rigs, or anywhere else in the oil industry.
diesel driver 1 - Where's all your chew at?
diesel driver 2 - Right here, bro.
by onesickcunt0145 July 23, 2012
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dasseyed

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When one admits to doing something they most certainly did not do, due to a long interrogation process, utter stupidity, or a combination of the two.
Brendan was interrogated about a murder he was not involved in, but due to his lack of intellect and desire to get back to class for his project and watch Wrestlemania, he was dasseyed into making a false confession.
by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 5, 2016
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Disbelief papyrus

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The skeleton who murders you continuously for killing his bro, sans
‘your making it hard for me to hurt yo’ BRO YOU JUST FILLED ME wiTH BONES AND MELTED ME WHHHYYYYYYYYYY YOU IDIOT *Breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I hate disbelief papyrus
by GOd OF BOI October 8, 2019
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Desserped

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"Depressed" backwards. You could say it when you don't want to say the actual word to try to be discrete.
Person: I am desserped because my cat/dog/hamster/fridge died/was run over/stopped working
by KayMarie333 October 21, 2019
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