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Extreme Dinosaurs

A kids' show that aired in the late 90's that was about dinosaurs mutated by aliens that travel to the present day to fight their also mutated velociraptor enemies who want to accelerate global warming to make the planet a haven for reptiles.

With them was one of the aliens, an officer of the intergalactic law wanting to bring the space criminal who mutated them and the raptors to justice. Also accompanying them was a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist who made them jet bikes by combining parts of used cars in his junkyard with advanced extra terrestrial technology.

Unless there is something horribly wrong with you, you've probably experienced an explosive orgasm from the sheer awesomeness by the time you've made it to this part of the definition.
Somethin's really rockin'
On planet number 3
Modern man's got prehistoric company
A colossal fossil feud, unlike anything before
Between the reckless raptors
And the Extreme Dinosaurs!

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EXTREME DINOSAURS

Tails the snap like thunderclap
Talkin', stalkin' raptor trap!

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EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

The crash and smash Jurassic four
Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
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EXTREME DINOSAURS

Veloci-tossin' to the max
They'll fossilies em in their tracks!

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EXTREME DINOSAURS

The crash and smash Jurassic four!

EXTREME DINOSAURS!
by Goatboy187 May 2, 2009
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Dinosaur Earth

The Dinosaur Earth is a theory and belief that our planet, Earth, is shaped like a dinosaur, specifically a velociraptor. This theory is no theory, however, as all laws of physics and science evidently prove the Earth is indeed shaped like a dinosaur. Certain people deny the Earth's true shape, those are who we call non-believers, or retards for short. Certain Dino-Earthers speculate that some kind of god created our Dinosaur Earth, and others speculate it had to do with the meteor that hit the dinosaurs a long time ago.
Hey Billy, you heard of the Dinosaur Earth?
No Jim, but it sounds ridiculous!
Take him out boys, we got another non-believer.
by DinoEarthYo January 8, 2020
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dinosaur jr

possibly the best grunge band of all time, they're like contemporary neil young with even more distortion
man, J. Mascis from Dinosaur jr is like the modern neil young
by deadprez92 June 14, 2007
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Dinosaur Slime

Geriatric woman's post-coital vaginal secretions.
Reginald was deeply offended by the dinosaur slime his grandmother left on the sofa after staying for the weekend...
by Captain Colonoscopy November 5, 2012
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Dinosaur Economy

An energy intense economy that relies primarily on fossil fuels such as oil, coal and natural gas that are derived from dinosaurs, plants and other prehistoric biota.
Industrialized agriculture exists within a dinosaur economy because it relies on petrol chemicals to produce herbicides, pesticides and fertilizers as well as lots of fuel to transport food hundreds or thousands of miles via planes trains and automobiles before it is consumed.
by glopezsez October 19, 2011
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Dinosaur Suit

When you go naked paint your self green and put a finger puppet on your cock and on all of your fingers and walk around a busy area :D
by CRiTiCaL eRrorZ November 13, 2010
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double dinosaur

A three way with two old guys
She went to the retirement home and got a double dinosaur last night.
by Big Daddy Donkey Punch November 15, 2017
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