Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

ding dong song

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

by çmébort November 17, 2013

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

San Diego Champagne Suprise

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.

I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.

by Dingerking June 15, 2021

ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

Diego the Sabretooth

The lord and savior of all people in the world. He tried to kill ice age baby but fatass manny wouldn’t let him

We should be like diego the Sabretooth and kill ice age baby

by Fuckiceagebaby February 20, 2020

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021