Digeridont

because us Australians say were gonna didgeridoo something that dosent mean we digeridont do it

how about you digeridont mate

by notsouratall June 1, 2020

DIGESH

HE'S THE GUY WHO CAN MAKE ANY FEMALE HAPPY AT THEIR WORST TIME BY GIVING A BLOJOB OR ANY OTHER SEXUAL ACTIVITY THE MAN WHO CANNOT COMPARED WITH JONNY SINS

i was walking on the streets and suddenly a boy came DIGESH me and that was the most beautiful day in my life!!

by baburav always OP!! November 23, 2021

dihebdominalist

A person with the ability to be in two places at the same time.

Example
Student: What's a word for a person who can be in two places at the same time (not dihebdominalist)?
Teacher: What's wrong with dihebdominalist other than it's not the word you can't remember?

by firstcitizen May 6, 2022

Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.

by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017

Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.

by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017

Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018