dibsing

A practice common in Chicago or Boston winters, in which one puts his/her kitchen chairs, potted plants, or any other object to reserve a parallel parking spot which he or she has cleared of snow.

While looking for parking in the snow storm I saw an open spot, but then I noticed someone was dibsing it with their lawn chairs.

by MisterTissue February 18, 2007

dibsed

Dibsed; The art of calling "dibs."
A past-tense reference.

I dibsed that essay topic.

by thatgracebxtch November 5, 2013

Dib jit

A word used to describe someone as a dip shit but they don't deserve correct spelling because they are a dib jit.

Jamal: Johnny, you're so small! laughs*
Johnny: Fuck you, you dib jit.

by TheWhiteSwan June 24, 2021

dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

by isntit November 21, 2011

Dibbing & dabbing

Dibbing and dabbing is the act of using drugs now and again, here and there.

Dibbing & dabbing: "Well, I been out dibbing and dabbing a bit so got no scratch today."

by HotJohnnie January 16, 2024

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

Sherbet Dib Dab

Dipping your balls in a dead persons ashes.

Lol I jus sherbet Dib dabbed Ben's gran

by SATNERP October 29, 2020