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Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.
Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*
by Yopmail User February 23, 2023
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Deflabia

A term to describe a woman’s vagina, specifically the labia majora, which appear deflated and worn like a flat tire or partially deflated ball.
Did you see that stripper at the party, why did her vagina look like a popped tire? Bro she had the deflabia.
by SillyPhillyWilly69 July 2, 2023
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Deblazz

A confused white teen who thinks that he is black and from Alabama.
Look at that wigger, he must think he is Deblazz.
by Don Juan April 15, 2005
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deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.
man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball
by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005
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deblackberrying

one who detaches themselves from their blackberry; disconnects from the world of communication
I am deblackberrying while I am on vacation
by BreSar81 October 1, 2010
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Declan

Known for being good at football and usually fashionable declans can turn out gay but he will be really friendly

Whos that guy oh Declan he's so friendly
Oh yeah he's such a Declan he's the friendliest guy ever
by 2266 March 10, 2018
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