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deaf willy

when a suave gentleman decides to fuck his girl in the ear and flood her ear with his man juice, thus leaving her temporarily deaf.
Ming gave Jennifer the deaf willy with his 3.54 inch dremel because she was not being obedient to his sexual desires.
by Ali R. September 15, 2008
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decaf coffee

A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.
oh my god, that guy is drinking DECAF coffee! TRAITOR!
by slightlynutty1 April 9, 2012
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deadfish

1) the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)

2) While offering someone a high five, when the other person goes for the high five, you quickly put the top of your hand down touching the bottom of your hand and yell
deadfish1) he just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."

2) "When our team scored a touchdown, I deadfished my friend by completely faking my high five."
by santanotreal March 16, 2009
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Deaf Poets

A Miami based Bluesy-Garage rock band formed in late 2009. Comprised of panty drip maker frontman Sean Wouters and the monogamous, Nikolas Espinosa.

Basically, they're the only underground group from Miami that is worth spending two and a half minutes over to like/love their driven, epic music.

Oh Sally!
Hey brah, you heard that new Deaf Poets joint? Shits fucking EPIC.
by Missy Malone June 20, 2011
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Delafield

A nice, quiet town in Wisconsin near Oconomowoc.

This old fashion town is turning into a more modern city day by day.
I live in Delafield, Wisconsin.
by CorinKobo October 17, 2008
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BONE DEAF

A term for a guy who is a selfish partner during sex, and who does not or will not listen to his partner when they tell him their needs, wants or desires in the bedroom. The word bone refers to the slang word for sex.
Dominick is really pissing me off! He always gets what he wants from me during sex, but when I ask him to do some thing, he does not listen! It's like, he's bone deaf or something!
by Brittany T April 22, 2008
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Deaf Skype

The rules of the game are simple, while on a video call, neither participant are allowed to talk, so they must type what they want to say. Useful mostly in college, when one or both of the skyp-ee's roommates are doing homework or sleeping, as not to disturb them.
Hey, I don't want to keep my roommates up so let's deaf skype, that way only the light from my computer will keep them up.
by coach carta September 7, 2011
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