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Cunnilumpkin Decker

A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.

A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.
The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.
by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004
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black-n-decker pecker wrecker

braces in the female mouth....if used during felatio, will shred the man's penis
"dude, your sister is a black-n-decker pecker wrecker"
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decked

to get punched ususally in the face once and fall to the floor
I DECKED my brother yesterday it was cool
by butt muncher545 December 16, 2008
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Upper Decker

When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.
When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.
by Noah Burnett May 9, 2006
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upper decker

To take a crap in the tank of someone's toilet and not flush afterwards. When the next person flushes your crap comes rushing into the bowl all broken apart. A lot will clog in the top. This is mean.
It was my last day of work, and a friday to boot...so I left an upper-decker in the men's room.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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upper decker

To take a crap in the top section of one's toilet so that when it is flushed, poo water flows back into the bowl.
Every a-hole deserves an upper decker!
by King Flump April 10, 2003
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