dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018

Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

by Got.Answers December 31, 2021

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

dad

he went to go get the milk

dad was gone

by Helpful guy that helped you April 28, 2022