Black and Decker Pecker Recker

Pretty much a black hooker with brace's.

EXAMPLE

(unsatisfide customer): Damn you bout tore the thing off! You Black and Decker Pecker Recker!

by ChUm KiLguS February 12, 2009

numb dicker

Slang originating from Evansville, IN. Reffers to the effects of Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms. They honestly make your dick numb.

I took the numb dicker off and was able to punch my cock without feeling a thing!

by Bryan H K February 5, 2004

Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009

upper-decker

the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.

causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

Black & Decker

The stoner survival kit.
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)

Also know As: B&D

"you man you got the black & decker for the hike man"

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

by Copernicus November 23, 2004

Decker

Decker is a high strung animal. A decker usually is seen pacing back and forth and appears to be talking to himself. At random times a decker will start yelling profanities. A decker usually feeds on rockstars and nicotine.

Watch out Decker is starting to run low on nicotine and might melt down.

by Shoeguy12 August 22, 2019