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Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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CUSTOM BY CRUNCH

When a car/ truck / van are totaled in a automotive accident.
" Did you hear about Stan's car?'
" Ya, custom by crunch."
by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018
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custom bullshit

Playing a custom game instead of a ranked one.
Don’t play that custom bullshit, play a ranked game.
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Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.
I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.
by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020
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Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole
dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass
by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020
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Custard Guts

A commonly used nickname for Michael Baragry
by Custardguts October 21, 2020
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Custom wood burning

Have you seen the new custom wood burning tik tok?
by Nickiminajisgod June 18, 2021
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