slut curtain

This is the type of dress that girls wear to a party where there is likely to be alcohol served and guys to try to sleep with. A slut curtain is typically short, shows off a lot of cleavage, and is as loose as the women who wear them, in order to make it easier to get off in the sack (assuming the girl doesn't just fuck with it on).

Guy 1: Dude look at the fat chick in the slut curtain.
Guy 2: Fuck you man, you can see her vag from here.

by Courier Old May 5, 2011

herpe curtain

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.

Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

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by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013

Worm curtain

a curtain made of the fuzzy worms. If you do not worship the worm curtain you are weird

"have you seen the worm curtain?"
"No"
"whore"

by Lacy56 April 28, 2020

Daylight curtains

Curtains intended to block daylight from entering room. Essentially, blackout curtains as described by a moron.

It’s pretty bright in here, close them daylight curtains.

by Rick E Tan October 5, 2020

Mama’s Curtains

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Damn, the girl who is wearing Mama’s Curtains is blocking my view of the other 12 girls that are with her.

by BigMikeAZ June 8, 2018

roast beef curtain

A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.

"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"

"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"

"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"

by Frankie Mathers November 6, 2008

Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.

"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"

by RinaC March 23, 2012