Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Cumshot Quadfecta

When a man cums 4 times in a sexual encounter, that is in each of the women's 3 holes, then once on her face.

I came in her pussy, her ass, in her mouth, and on her face for the ultimate cumshot quadfecta.

by whtronin March 11, 2021

Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)

I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot

by Extra mayo March 23, 2021

Fat Cumshot Challenge

Type the words “Fat Cumshot” using ugly your Cumshot.

You: “Hey man have you done the fat Cumshot challenge?”

Friend: “No, what the hell is that?”

by PottassiumPotato May 18, 2021

Arabian Cumshot

When a man ejaculates onto their partner's head and then wraps a towel around it

"Why's your sister so mad today?"
"I think her boyfriend gave her an Arabian Cumshot because she ran out of her room crying with a towel stuck to her hard."

by Cum injester June 8, 2021

CumShot

When a security you own, usually a crypto coin, randomly and abundantly shoots up in value.

We thought ‘shitcoin’ was a scam, turns out it was an instant cumshot.

by Couchdenter July 25, 2025

Red Dead Cumshot?

Red Dead Cumshot? (also abbreviated into RDCS?) is a deep philosophical and spiritual question that has no direct meaning and serves as a torture device primarily for the Tunesian Special forces

Red Dead Cumshot? Is a form of psychological torture used by Tunesian Special forces.

Mo: uhhhh… denkst du Dutch von der Linde hat RDCS bekommen so auf sein Cowboy hut?

Mi: bitte erlöse mich bitte

by Düzce October 16, 2025