Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

BrookeB Cumshot

The act of performing a blumpkin on yourself (jerking off while shitting)

“Hey I heard Tommy gave himself a BrookeB cumshot over the weekend”
“What’s that’s fucking sick”

by Big_stevie440 February 21, 2025

Chicago cumshot

When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.

I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.

by Jay64 July 7, 2022

cumshot sunday

When a dudes about to buy but your like “hold up” and squirt some chocolate sauce in your mouth and then you’re like “okay”

“Dude last night Becky gave me a cumshot Sunday on my dick. It was rad!”

by Edwineddyed September 16, 2018

Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts

P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock

by anonymous January 17, 2021

cumshot

a name that a cat has

say hello to my cat, cumshot!

by huuhhhh July 10, 2024

Cumshot Cannon

This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians

I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 4, 2025