Cummings-itis

Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.

See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"

The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.

Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".

by star2uk June 29, 2020

cummy wrist

When someone wanks too much and their wrist goes soft.

Oh did you miss because you have cummy wrist.

by uvchngd November 28, 2020

Cummunist

Someone who wants to be publically used.

"Nikki Glaser is a hardcore cummunist"

by Codename: Monkeyjizz September 2, 2021

Cummable

When a something or someone looks so good, that you could cum on it or on them

Me:Yo did you see matt?

Friend: yes, he’s looking very cummable today.

Me: yo this new fifa game is looking very cummable
Friend: ikr

by English balls April 30, 2022

cummy squirms

When you edge yourself too much that it makes your body tremble uncontrollably.

Dustin edged himself so much to the point where he got the cummy squirms.

by tammyjoenrichiebaby January 19, 2023

Cummer Avenue

A shitty area in Toronto where international students, illegal immigrants, refugees, basement asians and poor people live in rooming houses, garages, sheds and basements for low money. This area is near a hood called finch Avenue and Scarborough also.

Cummer avenue is the shittiest street in Toronto easily.

by Santasquad100 August 28, 2023

Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her

Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming

by kamkord August 27, 2015