I'm in love (yippee!!!) and I hate psychiatrists (fucking nut jobs, all of them, ALL OF THEM), who are out to control the world (trembles for a few moments) and drop hydrogen bombs on everybody (BIG ones, yeahhh). Hey, have you seen my girlfriend? (BOINNNGGG!!) I'm wild! You're cool, too! (Pulls hair out, laughs.) No, seriously? Oh. (Grows sullen.) Oh. (Grows REALLY sullen.) Oh. Why would you want to do that to me? No, seriously, why would you want to do that to me? Why? Why? Why would you want to do that to me? (Jumps up on couch, pulls dramatic stance, couch falls backward, he crawls up to kneel on the front of the seat.) They've hated me ever since I played a veteran of the Great Galactic War between the Thetans and the Engrammatised Ones. (Goes boggle-eyed, cackles, shrieks ...,) We're all going to be bigger than Oprah! (YAY!) And it makes me sick, you know that? Why isn't everyone looking at me RIGHT NOW? And you know what? I'm NOT GAY!!! Mimi! Ha! Nicole! Ha! Penelope! Ha! Katie, aww, KATIIEEE!!! Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa! Here, I can lick my own balls, seriously. Just watch me ... (Licks own balls, audience stampede out of the auditorium.)
by Fearman April 16, 2008
Getting in an automobile and driving around to smoke marijuana. Typically a joint (doobie) or blunt is used so in the unfortunate event that the police stop you, one can toss it out the window or eat it without worry of getting a drug paraphernalia charge.
Yo dude, wanna go on a doob cruise since we cant smoke in the dorm rooms?
Dude, that doob cruise got me so blazed!
Dude, that doob cruise got me so blazed!
by Fizzle reppin NC August 15, 2006
verb
State of existence after death for notorious gangsters - especially eazy e as most of his songs were about him cruising, now hes cruising after death symbolising his afterlife.
State of existence after death for notorious gangsters - especially eazy e as most of his songs were about him cruising, now hes cruising after death symbolising his afterlife.
the game: 1, 2, 3 and to the 4
Pumps in the trunk of that cherry red '64
Im riding with the ghost of Eazy hoppin the leany
He watching for demons
eazy: old eazy e's still cruising
Pumps in the trunk of that cherry red '64
Im riding with the ghost of Eazy hoppin the leany
He watching for demons
eazy: old eazy e's still cruising
by skuxx :D January 11, 2010
The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.
by Capt. Keystone January 12, 2009
by Dnakfbalf May 27, 2018
When you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are also on board and you're like "buckle up - this is going to be a bumpy ride."
HEATHER: "Oh god, Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are on board."
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"
by Shmiggens March 02, 2017
"Are you sure you want to be designated driver tonight? We could also walk since the bar's only a mile away." "Of course! You know I'm the best booze cruiser in the group!"
"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"
"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022