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Crippling Nicotine Addiction

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen
Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
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crimpin

When you sleep with your brothers girlfriend without him knowing.
Man you better stop crimpin on me, but i aint mad at ya she is fine.
by Man2bfeared August 22, 2011
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Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.
by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016
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chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.
And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
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Anal Crimping

The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.
Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..
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cookie crisping it

performing the act of intercourse in the missionary position

also known as, sex, fucking, screwing, making love, getting your freak on
by switchup April 14, 2008
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crimping

To have a wank and a poo at the same time
Fuck this im going crimping. fuck this im going for a crimp.
by Tony Tibbs December 2, 2007
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