Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.

Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?

by Cleatus March 09, 2003

moon cricket

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

Cooter Crickets

Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."

Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!

by ginger petunia November 30, 2003

cricket legs

A game played with a partner in which both naked individuals rub their legs together under the bed sheets.

After a few glasses of wine, we got into bed and played cricket legs all night.

by snowsamarai February 15, 2012

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone February 29, 2012

wolf cricket

The wolf cricket with its long bushy tail can be kinda retarded like the people who call it a wolf cricket known to get hit by cars... a lot

and also known as a squirrel

Look there pa it’s a gosh damn wolf cricket!!

by Wolf cricket January 15, 2020

Cricket eater

Someone who enjoys the simple life

Some people are just fine being cricket eaters their whole lives

by Mxprd December 27, 2017