A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.
by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025
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by real el barto July 30, 2021
Get the crib mug.Used mostly in The Land of The Free, as a slang, it's used to describe someone's current living place
George:Oi! Where we goin'?
Jamal: We headding to William's crib boi?
George: Nahhh... no cap? He got that new Dragon Ball game right?
Jamal: We headding to William's crib boi?
George: Nahhh... no cap? He got that new Dragon Ball game right?
by Thunder B December 18, 2024
Get the Crib mug.a place or area (most of the time a fucked up basement) where teenagers of all ages meet and have orgies. Large amounts of narcotics are usually provided to suppress the anxiety of having for head from strangers. Things get quite tense in the trap...
Your virginity is not promised.
Your virginity is not promised.
"naw bruh Luke stayed at courtney's crib so you already know his asshole is def being played with."
"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."
"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."
"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."
"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."
by chickfr! April 22, 2022
Get the courtney's crib mug.A chick who you think is doin the damn thing, has her own shit only to find out she lives with her man.
This bitch is lyin bout her crib livin wit her nigga everytime im ova she hidin all his pictures hidin all his clothes hidin all his shoes i can fuck dis bitch dis bitch is bad news
Song by pastor troy one of the greatest southern rappers
Song by pastor troy one of the greatest southern rappers
by Athbabe!! December 13, 2009
Get the Lyin Bout Her Crib mug.Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.
by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025
Get the climbing crib critter mug.A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.
Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
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