crackling clam 

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina

Her boyfriend gave her pop rocks with her birthday present because he wanted to try the crackling clam.

crackling clam by campbarbie January 11, 2009

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

Crackening 

The process by which an individual spirals into a degenerate.

If you follow the lead of lindsay lohan, you may experience the Crackening.

Crackening by Cocodre December 30, 2014

taint clacking 

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.

Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

taint clacking by Jimmy the kid July 10, 2017

Crackling 

From Zergling. The weakest unit in the game Starcraft who has been fully upgraded with adrenal glands and metabolic boost. Becomes incredible fast moving and fast attacking, offsetting many weaknesses. Derived from the idea that the Zergling is "on crack".

In large enough numbers, a swarm of cracklings can easily destroy more powerful units such as Archons.

Crackling by xelius April 4, 2005

whats cracking 

Form of "What's Up".

What's crackin' home nugget?

whats cracking by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

cracking a fat 

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

cracking a fat by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003