crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

Coyote's Breakfast

The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".

Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?

Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.

by jacko_baby July 20, 2019

Pullin a coyote ugly

When a girl gets wasted and crawls across the bar.

Did you see her crawl! She is pullin a coyote ugly!

by Bgirl35435 December 4, 2010

The Coyote Clause

The Coyote Clause is a "plea" or statement made during a conversation indicating you feel like a Coyote caught in a trap and, if necessary, you would be willing to bite your own leg off to get away from the person who is talking to you. The Coyote Clause should never be explained to the other person, but one can imply it something to be taken seriously. Often used to end conversations in which the other person will not stop talking about themselves.

I was talking on the phone to someone I met on a dating app; they wouldn't stop talking about death metal, so I invoked The Coyote Clause."

by Deangirl34 August 2, 2025

Pilsen Coyote

A sex act in which a Latina gives a man $5 and he pounds her from behind, then crosses the border into her pooper. After that he shoots his Rio Grande onto her spine so she has a wet back.

Lupe was down bad for that new guy from Texas. She made him give her the Pilsen Coyote.

by chicagocoyote December 19, 2025

Coyote Cocking

When you smuggle drugs into foreign lands via the urethra.

Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.

Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.

by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020