crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

pull a coyote

one night stand, F*ck and run.

Marsha pull a coyote because she didn't want her bf to see her without makeup the next morning.

by junomy January 24, 2011

Pullin a coyote ugly

When a girl gets wasted and crawls across the bar.

Did you see her crawl! She is pullin a coyote ugly!

by Bgirl35435 December 4, 2010

Silver Coyote

A prominent community journalist and activist that fights for the rights of the urban underclass.

Carol Harvey is a real Silver Coyote when it comes to writing about homelessness.

by Johnny Depremos May 30, 2011

coyote blue

The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.

Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.

by AStrayCatRuns July 28, 2014

ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.

Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.

by those defs March 16, 2016