Cottage Cheese Pants

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!

"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

Cottage cheese

Expired cow nut

Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese

James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut

James Charles: yummmm

by Givendatedick4/20 May 29, 2019

Jacob Cottage

Jacob Cottage is gay and likes to suck dicks

Jacob Cottage is gay

by Yormom69 December 12, 2019

cottage cheese hen

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.

Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."

by Jacobill April 18, 2008

cottagecheese water

a females body oder during her menstration cycle

dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag

by Jay November 27, 2003

Cottage cheese legs

When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.

dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!

by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015

Cottagecore Lesbian

A term for anyone that has anything to do with farms/the country at all, especially in Minecraft.

Look at their skin, they’re such a Cottagecore Lesbian.

by unknown.jpg May 22, 2021