The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

political correctness

A stupid, wannabe-proper way of life that has just about ruined this country. It puts a stain on the good liberal name. PC people just do not understand the true ethical way of life. They just cower at home and tell younger people not to do things and try to completely brainwash them with a bunch of crappy bullshit about weed and other drugs, plus alcohol. PC people take part in so many protests and rallies that you just want to get a rifle and shoot their asses.

Political correctness includes:

1. Euphemistic language

2. Whining your ass off about a tiny issue like a sports' teams mascot.

3. Any group of people who whine about everything.

by John Gittings April 22, 2007

politically correct racism

Generalizing all Black people as being African-American, when a black person may actually be from Jamaica for example.

Basing a generalization that someone is from Africa based on the colour of their skin.

Example 1:-

Cop: You! African-American, stop or I will shoot!

Jamaican: I'm from Jamaica mon, ya ignorant fool.

Example 2:-

Liberal: You can't call him "Black", he's an African-American!

Normal, sane, civilized, Person: How can you tell he is an American of African decent based on his skin colour without actually knowing the guy? isn't that an ignorant, sweeping generalization and basically politically correct racism?

Liberal: His skin colour is black and must therefore have ancestry from Africa! you Racist!

by TomP1980 March 7, 2008

politically correct

What you accuse someone you're arguing of being (especially when they're winning).

Joe: Have you heard about all those goddamned petitions to repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell? Fuggin' pinko commies!
Bob: Why should the gay community's freedom to serve our country be restricted just to appease homophobes?
Joe: ZOMGWTF POLITICALLY CORRECT

by sonofchaos December 27, 2010

Politicaly Correct nazi

An ubersensative liberal moron whose taken a not-to-bad idea to it's absolute ultimate extreme to the point where we can't say or do ANYthing because it's not "politicaly correct" and may conceivably offend someone.

NEWS FLASH: No matter what you say or do, someone somewhere is going to be offended, it's a universal constant.

by Canadamus Prime June 22, 2004

correct

To look physically good. To be in good shape. To not be saggin' or a big person.

That shorty is looking mad correct. Check out Jazman, she's got much booy and a nice chest, now she's correct.

by Yo! Sunny Joe December 20, 2006

Correlation

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009