Monkey Cooties

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"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

cooties

the thing that nick has!!

nick has cooties because he is a cootie man

by cerealforlife November 1, 2021

cootie licious

Delicious cooties

Hey man you got some cootie licious cooties

by Dazai simp July 5, 2022

aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

Patootie cooties

A female with cooties in her vagina

Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?

by Bukdow December 29, 2023

Cootie-ma

WET COOCHIE

Man that girl got that cootie-ma

by Amy walnut April 25, 2022

cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.

Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!

by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017