fruity cootie

when your cootie smells ripe!

damn girl we just had sex and you have a fruity cootie, clean that thang!

by secretadmirer92 October 21, 2011

cootie cry

To cry about your cooties

I'm going to cootie cry

by G'ma October 20, 2023

Patootie cooties

A female with cooties in her vagina

Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?

by Bukdow December 29, 2023

Cootie Brown

The drunkest person at the party

damn ...I thought I was drunk last time. but Kelly took the cootie Brown award from me

by JEH3 December 8, 2023

cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)

Hi cootie!
Go away!

by schema girl May 15, 2020

Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

by Lopi October 5, 2020