cooing

less developed stage or manner of babbling, tweets; murmuring meaningless mating calls (mostly as voice mails).

Cooing at babies is vital to British speech development, but often lethal to American speech development.

by 👹 murmur raider October 23, 2018

Cooming

Agh.... it appears that i'm cooming once again. this always happens at the end of a successful jerk session. i've arrived once again just like the countless times before. ya know jerking off really makes me thing about like and existence as a whole. are we just here to die? is my only life purpose jacking off? hmm.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M COOMING I'M COOMING.

by lleelliissaass December 27, 2020

cloping

cloping is a word used by bronies and/or pegasisters when refered to masturbation with my little pony friendship is magic erotic pictures of the show main cast and backgroung ponies(ex.derpy hooves,lyra,bon bon).
Caled clop due to the sound of the ponies when hit with their hooves on the ground or other part of the body.
Cloping originates with the word Faping,being faping the sound that a human makes when masturbates,and clop the sound of the pony if it would masturbate.

im okay with cloping to ponies

i clop to ponies

you fap to humans,i clop to ponies.

"male 1"-you clop to ponies dude ?
"male2"-yes,whats the problem ?
"male1-dude thats disgusting,how can masturbate to characters of a little girls show ?
"male2"-well how can you fap to hentai,its way more disgusting then cloping to ponies,besides its my own business if i find characters from a tv show sexualy atractive,even if the show is aimed to little girls,the characters are not kids,are fully grown adult characters.

by sir sergio August 1, 2012

Cooing

When a female or woman catcalls a male.

“Yo these bitches be cooing in the club!”

by Coo Club Clan November 7, 2018

Cooking

A quick and easy way to burn your house down and cause mass death to your nabours

"I tried cooking ,never again"

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020

copping a perv

To take a sly look at a person or a part of a person, or possibly an animal or part of an animal etc., whilst imagining lurid sexual fantasies involving the object of the obsession.

Foxy lady:
Were you looking at my arse again?

Goddam faggot:
He was I saw him at it.

Normal guy:
Yeah... I was just copping a perv.

Foxy lady:
Oh right...ok...and you mind yer business shit stabber, yer just jealous.

Goddam faggot:
Hmmm..he is nice.

Normal guy:
Have you been copping a perv you bender?

by isleofwightinsider December 9, 2008

chooping

The act of texting or IMing someone while you are sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom.

DUDEGUY34: Hey man you heading over for some drinks b4 the bars tonight?

g_lambMan: Yeah dude, ill b after this dumpage has flushed

DUDEGUY34: Ahhh, nasty dude! I didn't know u were chooping w/me

g_lambMan: phew! that was no log i just let out, deff just passed a sequoia

by warno January 28, 2009