when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little
by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021
Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Another name for Church.
Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
by Based papist December 25, 2023
An all girls school where the most holy girls go. They love spending time on their knees.....praying.
by Poespoespoespoes August 10, 2020
Also known as "con-down". The feeling of sadness you get after a convention is over. What type of convention is irrelevant, as long as it is a group of like-minded people that you feel like you belong to.
Can also be used to describe the feeling of loneliness after having spent time with a partner, especially in a long distance relationship.
Can also be used to describe the feeling of loneliness after having spent time with a partner, especially in a long distance relationship.
Person 1: Aww man, I wish that convention lasted longer...
Person 2: Dude, you have convention-down.
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Significant other: I had really bad con-down for a week after my girlfriend flew back home. Especially because we won't be able to see each other for two months.
Person 2: Dude, you have convention-down.
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Significant other: I had really bad con-down for a week after my girlfriend flew back home. Especially because we won't be able to see each other for two months.
by komori1705 May 08, 2018
A place where the once endangered and now extinct in wild gamers collect to discuss future plans involving place to combat their enemys: Mothers, tryhards and bots. It is considered a place of worship.
There is a Gamer convention, it is advised to stay clear of this sanctuary. If entered then proced with caution to bot scare of these mythical beasts.
by IKnowDude December 03, 2019
A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.
Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
by Kenipples November 01, 2014