splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

barefoot contessa

a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food

look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!

by girl with the eye patch July 8, 2011

Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.

man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.

by will stowe June 11, 2006

Liquid fire contest

Where people compete to see how much peper sauce they can drink a one sitting with nothing else. And sometimes people bet on the winner and when they do the winner usually gets part of the pot.

John won a liquid fire contest.

by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009

Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest

You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.

Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest

by Giggidy1973 August 23, 2011

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004