Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.

Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!

by Saaks June 25, 2021

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

conflate

To blend or fuse together two or more sets of information, texts, ideas or opinions into one, often in error.

The results of the tests were conflated

by The definernator August 4, 2023

coagulated c*m bubble

When a female is acting like the nut that you just let off inside her but just dried up.

When a chick is mad at you for something that you never did but still accuses you for it she is a straight coagulated c*m bubble

by Askmeaboutmywiener August 4, 2023

consciate

The act of making something conscious (often an action) or bringing awareness to something. Past tense: consciated)

When I accidentally consciate my swallowing I have to do it manually

by Jiathoughts March 12, 2024

Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.

Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.

by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024