connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.

"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."

by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014

Jumper Connection

Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.

Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.

by Amberly White January 15, 2015

Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.

Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

The Connect: Dejavu

An EP by MONSTA X that you should definitely listen to. The album consists of 7 songs. Jealousy, Destroyer, Fallin', Crazy in Love, Lost in the Dream, If Only, & Special. Once you listen to this album, you'll be just as obsessed with it as I am.

Person 1: Have you heard The Connect: Dejavu by MONSTA X?

Person 2: YES! it's one of my favorite mini albums by them!

STAN MONSTA X

by joohoney_my_honey October 8, 2023

severed the connection

This term refers to any friendship or relationship that has disappeared. It can describe a feeling of being lost or incomplete. This term is used as an example of a metaphorical or literal "passing on" of someone you valued; someone that you wish you had gotten to know or spent more time with.

Hansel left bread crumbs to find his way, but those pesky birds severed the connection

by morphologicalfreedom October 13, 2013

xbox connect

A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...

Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it

by Dr Pimp July 27, 2005

K9 Connection

people who engage in sexual encounters with canines (e.g. dogs). a form of bestiality

Brad gets off by having a K9 connection with his pet dog Zeus.

by ChadtheLad October 10, 2009