conform

To be apart of ANY form of group/culture/community

Social undesirables tend to conform to alternative subcultures.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger September 21, 2005

comforter whore

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"

by tsizzley December 29, 2010

slut comforter

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates

that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!

by kita x3 December 30, 2008

confoolery

Unexplainable bullshit

The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.

by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

confirmed classic

A phrase that a stan of an artist uses to show that the artists new work of music is already projected to be one of the greatest.

*The first seconds of Astroworld start playing*
Travis Scott stans: OMG confirmed classic

by Young Savage August 15, 2018

Conform Bitch

A loose insult based on conformity which is a concept in psychology relating to how humans typically try to be part of a larger group and often conform to social norms. Conform Bitch is usually used immediately after said lesson in psychology by some lifeless undergraduates whenever someone is regretting their choice of rebelling against preset norms.

Steve : You should never ever dig straight down
Alex: what's the worse that can happen?
*proceeds to dig straight down*
*burning noises*
*Alex tried to swim in lava*

Alex: I should have no--
Steve: CONFORM BITCH

by RandomEntryThatIwillForget November 28, 2019

Conflumer

A word to explain life as a consumer trying to live consciously in a society that isn't set up to easily do so.

As consumers, we can use purchasing power to make the 'right' ethical decisions but this can often feel confusing, especially if trying to maintain a lifestyle that’s normal to you. Everything seems to be a trade-off.

Targeted advertising, misinformation & sneaky slogans are sending conflumers in circles!

I'm a conflumer: I want to explore the world footprint-free but I have limited annual leave and so my only realistic option is flying.

I'm a conflumer: I want great taste but my chosen brand is only offered in plastic.

I'm a conflumer: I recycle all the plastic that I use...but I didn’t realise plastic can only be recycled several times before eventually ending in landfill.

I'm a conflumer: I want to cut back on my water usage but a garden full of flowers makes me happy.

I'm a conflumer: I have cut back on eating meat but I have accidentally increased the number of jetsetting vegetables in my diet.

I'm a conflumer: my diet is vegan but I’m still wearing leather shoes.

I'm a conflumer: I want to support local businesses but my budget doesn't stretch past supermarket.

I'm a conflumer: I’m trying to switch to shop better but delivery is expensive & slow.

I'm a conflumer: I use my purchasing power to shop ethically but I don't have a clear idea of the industries & ethics I’m supporting through my pension investment.

I'm a conflumer: I want to easily reduce my footprint on the world but the information I need to assess the long term net impact of my purchasing decision simply isn't available to me & don’t have time to research every detail.

I'm a conflumer: I do not wish to leave my footprint on the world but it seems impossible not to without majorly changing my lifestyle.

by my_little_footprint August 16, 2020