Conan

Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan

Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!

by do_not_disturb November 19, 2023

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Conan

He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔

Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying

Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.

by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

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Conan The Republican

nickname from George W. Bush for Arnold Schwarzenegger

Conan The Republican is still married to Kennedy family member Maria Shriver after she filed for divorce several years ago.

by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020

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Conan

A boy who uses girls for a “shag” to get over an ex and the gets with the girls best friend

Omg he’s such a conan

by Your ex hoe 😘 May 28, 2020

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conan gray

a boy who will try anything to show his fans he loves them. he is a musician with an amazing voice and he connects to his fans through music. but we all have one thing in common. we are depressed and hopeless romantics. he is beautiful and unique. but all of his fans are obese fatties and so is he. so i take back everything i said before. we’re all fat and dirty rats. thank you.

person : have you heard of conan gray?
me : the rodent under our sink? yes. he’s pretty good

by c0nan._.gray March 5, 2020

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