South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.

Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

comphy

slang for comfy or comfortable

Dam that bed is comphy

by Frank Hibbs December 15, 2007

competish

A word in the "slanguage" used in the famous film industry magazine Variety. Other examples include "cumes" (for "cumulative totals"), "thesp" (for "thespian" or "actor"), prexy (for "president") and "perf" (for "performance").

"Though no hit with the crix, pic's boffo homevid cumes recall Fight Club, another Pitt starrer for the Frog. New prexy Weiss is also excited about new Wilson brothers laffer..."

by Schowkuu April 26, 2005

comper

Comper - noun. Nerd slang for a computer. This term originated from a common typo present in emails sent from slow school computers. The exact origin is uncertain; however, the head of Sidwell Friends School's Computer Club, David Winton, claims to have created the term in a club email.

TO: Students
Subject: Comper Club meeting tomorrow after school
Body: There will be a meeting after school tomorrow where we discuss the future of the comper club. Remember to bring in the specs of your current compers.

by David Winton June 1, 2007

Comper Swift

A plane model that is literally impossible to build

Mr. Knuth asked us to build a comper swift... FUCK THAT

by Hitman1914 April 27, 2010

Compensation Brush

an extensive, thorough teeth brushing right before one's dentist appointment; as to make up for the lack of quality brushes prevalent in the past

Due to heavy partying and shear laziness, Joe had to mix in a serious compensation brush to pass off some half-decent dental hygiene before his 12 o'clock appointment.

by Rone Diddy March 15, 2011

Comphabulate

To talk with the Gift Of Gab, or speaking smoothly without effort.

Hello Madam, can I comphabulate to real quick.

by NonFictionVIP March 28, 2015