Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

by Zero-K April 28, 2006

compenisate

When someone attempts to compensate for their inadequate/small penis size.

"Look at that guy's huge pick up truck!"
"Yeah, he's obviously trying to compenisate."

by Urban Knowledge August 29, 2012

compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"

by Aeiouza December 26, 2013

Compensory

The thing that people think of when they forget the word, "compensatory"

Matthew: Compensory
Madeleine: Don't you mean compensatory?

by meowsies123 October 11, 2019

compendicksation

When you need compensation for payment but will take a dick for the payment instead.

Joke: I finish making my order at the Sonic Stall, and she says You can drive forward please 🤣 Okay here I come like THE KOOL Aid Man... BOOM!

Friend says Damn you are funny 🤣 lmao
Then I say .... Yes I know ... I'm un paid for your laughter. I need my compendicksation 🤣🤣

by whitemamatotator December 16, 2020

Company Cocksucker

someone who is the bosses #1 priority to get a raise.

someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.

a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.

“look at that rich thot over there.” “yea, she’s the company cocksucker!” “i hate that woman!”

are you a company cocksucker?

by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 December 26, 2020

Twerkers' compensation

The demand for pain relief for the mind, body, and soul the day after an evening of combining dance (twerk) and alcohol consumption to a point of excess.

"Man, I raged so hard at that Good Charlotte show, I definitely need Twerkers' compensation today."

by The Stafford Executive September 8, 2013