Slow Comfortable Screw

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.

Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008

comfort cock

Refers to when someone must sleep while holding the penis of their partner in their hand, analogous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.

Ian's penis was used as a comfort cock by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.

by Cock092 April 10, 2009

comfortable shoes

Shoes worn by lesbians that are devoid of style and often look manly; a distinguishing charastic of lesbians. lesbian rug muncher dyke

Look at the dyke over there in the comfortable shoes.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

Comfort Couple

A committed couple that does not have regular sex but does (usually) live together and love one another. Even though not sexual, the relationship is dedicated to spending time together and relationship building. The partnership is often seen as a long-term or even a lifetime commitment for each person in the relationship.

Yes Joe and Jill are together they just don't have sex. They are a comfort couple and will probably be together for life knowing them.

by austinanswer March 2, 2011

Comfort Tub

A tub of strawberry ice cream that is eaten on the couch by crying heartbroken girls. Can be found eaten during romance movies and/or break up songs.

My sister's boyfriend dumped her, so I know I'll be seeing a lot of the ol' comfort tub.

by itz_kidz June 5, 2016

comfortability

The quality of a place to make you feel perfectly at home or at ease.

Nicole said, "When I walked into this place, I thought, WOW, what great comfortability. They really made this a cozy and comfortable place.

On the comfortability scale, Dena's porch is a 9 1/2.

by Nicole Perry June 25, 2007

comfort streamer

an infantilizing concept created as of recently that didn't exist prior to the weird dream stans. a comfort streamer is a streamer that the audience doesn't view as a person trying to make an income creating content and rather as a streamer who exists primarily to comfort the viewers bc they are depressed and sad. basically, a bad alternative to therapy.

"omg i love fundy. he's my comfort streamer."

by Bulat butter February 7, 2021