cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.

"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."

by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015

Toot Coma

When someone toots in a car full of people and doesn't warn the passengers; leaving them in a state of near unconsciousness due to the unbearable odor.

In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.

Amber: "Sarah, when you go on a trip with Krystle tomorrow, be careful she doesn't put you in a toot coma."

Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"

Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."

by TCsufferer July 30, 2010

snack coma

A state of sudden drowsiness following a meal or snack,

After school I had a grilled cheese Sammich and then I slipped off into a snack coma.

by Rakis May 3, 2016

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015

Coma Head

When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!

This bitch got down on her knees and gave me not just regular head. Dis bitch gave me coma head!

by 294 July 11, 2009

coma couch

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.

Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."

by whydee November 6, 2012